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barebackcontessa:

Showgirls is easily one of the most fun movies to watch with friends. It has everything: Dancing! Betrayal! Boobies! Lesbian Undertones! Which is why I decided to make a drinking game to go along with it. Everyone should see it at least once and if you follow these rules I guarantee you will fall in love with it… or not remember it.

Leave your inhibitions at the door. The show is about to begin.

• Every time Nomi storms out of a situation angry, drink.
• Every time Crystal Connors does coke, drink.
• Every time Nomi mispronounces “Versace,” finish your drink.
• Every time Henrietta “Mama” Bazoom shows her tits, drink. 
• Every time Nomi gives somebody a lap dance, drink.
• Every time Nomi has violent pool sex, finish your drink.
• Every time someone mentions Nomi’s nails, drink.
• Every time Nomi is offered ice for her nipples, drink.
• Every time there is a mention of “hearing Caesar sing,” drink.
• Every time Andrew Carver is mentioned, drink.
• Every time Molly is seen sewing or fixing a costume, drink.
• When the creepy Cheetah Club owner says, “It must be weird not having anyone cum on you,” finish your drink (because that is the best piece of dialogue in the history of cinema).

Now this is a game I can get behind 100%