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Words to live by.

(Source: dragdivas)

I live with the best cook.  Fried chicken and waffles.  delish, stuffed, cant move

First Book of the new year.  Going to try to read every book I’ve ever wanted to read.  First up:

Vladimir Nabokov “Lolita”

GPOY… Major head cold status.  I’m a leaky faucet..

Bonus though, my voice is so fucked I can say “Pussywillows” just like Kathleen Turner AKA Serial Mom

“barkeep, Ill take a vodka on the rocks with a nyquil chaser”

BITCH BETTER WORQ!

(Source: bellecs)

did-you-kno:

Source 1, 2

The average amount a gay man can keep a secret is 47 minutes 15 seconds. *source = me lol. 

You go into the arena alone. The lions are hungry for you.

DIVAHHHHH HONEY!!!

barebackcontessa:

Showgirls is easily one of the most fun movies to watch with friends. It has everything: Dancing! Betrayal! Boobies! Lesbian Undertones! Which is why I decided to make a drinking game to go along with it. Everyone should see it at least once and if you follow these rules I guarantee you will fall in love with it… or not remember it.

Leave your inhibitions at the door. The show is about to begin.

• Every time Nomi storms out of a situation angry, drink.
• Every time Crystal Connors does coke, drink.
• Every time Nomi mispronounces “Versace,” finish your drink.
• Every time Henrietta “Mama” Bazoom shows her tits, drink. 
• Every time Nomi gives somebody a lap dance, drink.
• Every time Nomi has violent pool sex, finish your drink.
• Every time someone mentions Nomi’s nails, drink.
• Every time Nomi is offered ice for her nipples, drink.
• Every time there is a mention of “hearing Caesar sing,” drink.
• Every time Andrew Carver is mentioned, drink.
• Every time Molly is seen sewing or fixing a costume, drink.
• When the creepy Cheetah Club owner says, “It must be weird not having anyone cum on you,” finish your drink (because that is the best piece of dialogue in the history of cinema).

Now this is a game I can get behind 100% 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.

SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.

She was a total B-I-T-C-H.

THAT SPELLS BITCH! 

I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy. 

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

Jesus, look at this man.

(Source: thebooker1984)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

ENGINE OFF. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. SLOWLY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PEYOTE YOU’RE ON?

I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE YOU THINK OF AS YOUR BODY AND MERGE WITH THE INFINITE.

Seriousely, this cat??!?!?!?!? Love this cat, he means business.